I went to disable the Facebook page and OH NO. Oh geez. It turns out I am not comfortable with having a follower count above zero. I really thought it was zero. That was a comforting assumption. But it’s a significantly bigger number. Like, multiple digits number. Eek.

Okay. New plan: Let the tool that notifies Facebook when I make a post stay broken for another year. Surely by then I will have made enough generic posts to bury references to anything I don’t want my mother-in-law seeing.

Yes. This is a foolproof plan. Also, she speaks Norwegian. I should be safe?

If nobody I know tells me otherwise, I am going to assume I’m safe.